River booty. I am river rafting down the Salmon River. The perfect trip. My husband, three of my four children, solitude, nature and someone else cooking the meals. One of the river guides is a muscular, handsome sixteen year old whom my six year old daughter has attached her self to. When given the chance, she snatches from his head a wonderful faded, khaki, safari hat. Perfectly worn, the combination of sun, water and wear, I understand why she goes for the hat. Or is it really theboy? Last day of the trip, we are docked, unloading and saying good-bye. My six year old is wearing the worn khaki safari hat. "Hey," I say, "give that back to John." John hears me but he wants her to have it. I insist that he take it back, but off he paddles, "It's river booty."
Beach booty. There is a long stretch of isolated California beach between two points of civilization, high-priced condominiums and a campground. One morning, a patch of turquoise blue catches my eye while running the beach. I turn around and pick up the sand encrusted bag. I wipe it off and find a soft suede pouch that reads Tiffanys. No way. Savoring the possibility of its contents, I keep running as fast as my imagination. Is it a large diamond, an emerald studded bracelet? A scorned lover's note is inside; she has reclaimed her independence by tossing his gift into the sea. There's a beautiful bracelet inside but the real jewel is the note.
Road booty. One morning I am home with a project of stapling six hundred pages. I don't have time for this but it has to be done. My first whack at the stapler and the staple emerges crooked and weak and the stapler is jammed. I pry it open to discover there are no staples. Still in my pajamas, 7:45 in themorning, I am driving my daughter to school. I pass in the road a shiny object that looks like a…no it couldn't be. I back up and closer to the shiny object, open the car door and lift with awe and reverence an office quality, brand new stapler full of staples. It's hard to imagine how a stapler landed here this morning; someone will miss it but if I leave it in the street it will be smashed unusable to anyone.
Give-Back Booty-Another beach walk, another day. I find a cap, dirty, filled with sand, Cayman Islands is embroidered on the front. I lovingly wash the sand out. It fits my head perfectly and has been worn to perfect softness. It is my favorite hat for years. One day, on a boat ride off the coast of Belize, the boat unexpectedly picks up speed and the hat is whipped from my head. I watch it fade into the wake. Easy come--easy go; hopefully, someone is feeling lucky.





